On the evening of Thursday, 6/26/2008, around 9:30PM; Opal (aka "Agent OO?") challenged "Dumpster Dave" (over 20 years older than her, but let's not get too specific) to a Dumpster Dash on or around Halloween 2008. She said she'd be training in the interim.
Halloween is on 10/31, with is a Friday this year. Since the Dumpster Dash is only run on Tuesday and Thursday, we'll schedule it on the following Tuesday, which is 11/4/2008. Thats 131 days (4 mos. 9 days) from today).
Jerry Lee Lewis ("Suryaright!") was a witness.
So it is written, so it shall be (unless she comes up with some excuses later, which is likely.)
Her friend Dylan didn't show up Tuesday or Thursday to race Dave, after saying she would last week.
When Opal said Dylan would be beating Dave, Dave responded: "If tongues could run, I'd have been beat many dozens of more times."
Bethy, Josh's wife, has been talking about running almost from the inception of the race, but never gets around to it.
Dave is not saying he can beat any of these much younger ladies, but he's ready to run just about every Tuesday and Thursday. Like Delta, he's ready when you are.
A woman has yet to cross the finish line in the Dumpster Dash. Doesn't this need to be rectified ASAP, Ladies?
UPDATE: Dylan rectified it on 7/1/08, not only crossing the finish line, but WINNING!