Will the Muslims object to this?

SAS soldiers who ran out of camouflage cream have been on secret missions — smeared in GRAVY.

Our elite troops found the meat sauce worked as a skin-darkener after one soldier spilt it on his arm in the mess room.

They have nabbed 100 suspected insurgents during raids in the Iraq capital of Baghdad this month — while smelling like roast dinners.

Bisto granules are now used regularly instead of MoD-issued Fast Tan.

[The Sun] [h/t Defense Tech]