Kerry was a Commie puppet?

This CAN'T be true! Tell me it's not true!

1200Z TUE 26OCT04. Wizbang.

Old documents, recently "unearthed" (possibly recently created using MS Word's new "Old typewriter" font), suggest the Paris talks were used to communicate instructions from the Communists to the anti-war activists such as Kerry.

Until I see solid evidence, I'm not going to believe this. For all his faults, I don't believe Kerry was an enemy agent.

And I'm not one to go around spreading rumors, so listen up the first time! (ditty from Hee Haw)

Besides, the statute of limitations on being a traitor has probably already been exceeded.